20 things only a girl would understand

The title says it all. Here are 20 things you literally have to be a girl to understand.


1. I hate when I put my hair in a pony tail, and one hair is pulled just a bit too tight so that I have to redo the whole thing.

2. No matter what the Always commercial says, periods are NEVER happy.

3. I could easily eat more than two pieces of pizza—I just don’t want to look like a pig.

4. In order to stop myself from texting the guy I was into, I wrote “DON’T TEXT (NAME)” on a sticky note, took a picture of it with my phone, and set it as my background.

5. No matter how carefully I shave, I always, always miss the underside of my thighs.

6. If I know I’m going to wear peep-toe heels, I’ll only paint my first three toenails; what’s the point of painting the rest if nobody is going to see them?

7. I love picking off split ends—especially when the split ends have split themselves. So awesomely disgusting, yet fascinating.

8. I HATE my guy friends when they tell me they’re trying to gain weight because they’re "too skinny."

9. I love sex jokes too, but I feel like if I laugh at them around guys, they’ll think I’m slutty.

10. Even when I know nobody will see them, I wear sexy underwear just to feel good.

11. I absolutely dread the day I accidentally fart in front of a boy.

12. I have perfected the art of sucking in my belly while keeping my shoulders and face relaxed for pictures.

13. Sometimes, I’ll put on an outfit that I think looks good, and then 10 minutes later I’ll look in the mirror and feel completely fat and have to change.

14. I often plan my outfit around the shoes I want to wear.

15. You know when you can barely get newly-washed jeans on in the morning, and then by night they have stretched out to about 3 sizes too big? That’s the worst.

16. When I’m mad at someone, I don’t feel like punching her; I just want to call her fat.

17. Sometimes it’s fun to play into the typical girl role, but my love for Edward Cullen, Patrick Dempsey and Brad Pitt will never actually hinder my real romantic life.

18. I hate being the last one to say “goodbye,” and I will stay online for as long as possible to give the guy a chance to respond.

19. Don't you hate it when you put your hair in a messy bun to wash your face at night, and it turns out PERFECT? And then you try to sleep with it so you can recreate it tomorrow, but when you wake up it's not the same.

20. I'm not actually cold; sometimes I just want to see if the guy I'm with will offer his sweatshirt. But he usually doesn't.